Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Brain fart
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FakeID
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
anonymous
United States
Classic
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
tvaladie
United States
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Man in car
United States
Panic mode activated
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Boyufd
Too late
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
imnotcool
United States
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
CJ 84
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Top comments
permannator 10
"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"
courtney680 17
You're a dumbass.
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Comments (97)
HannahLouise96 13
There's no way you didn't thoroughly deserve this.
perdix 31
He'll probably think you've suffered enough with a name like Hugh Jass and let you go.
Nydeira 11
No pulling off of sunglasses?
perdix 31
No, that line didn't have the right timing. The *lowers sunglasses* device must be used with care and discretion, or it could end up on the dungheap with the reverse FML and the Soviet Russia jokes. Maybe you can join Pleonasm in a mentoring session with David Caruso.
cobalttanker 14
You are very stupid
richiedbond 16
Your use of sarcasm is commendable...
armonicavita 13
Lol my dad did that when he was teenager
upallnight11 19
How can one be so stupid? Is it that hard to check your ID first?
spekledworf 18
Mass IDs are tough to fake, theres so many security checks including mispellings in the fine codes.
natsaysheyyy 16
Yeah, how did that turn out for you, OP?
noelasis94 18
If he was more like a super trooper I be he would have let you go.
Freethaawave 19
And maybe the officer will show up at OP's keg party at the end!
gc327072 31
That's ok, you get fake tickets for these kind of things. If for some reason you get arrested in the future for using a fake ID, use your get-out-of-jail-free card.