Brain fart
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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Top comments
permannator 10
"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"
courtney680 17
You're a dumbass.
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Comments (97)
Mandie56 4
That's actually funny. "Oh hello officer, here's my ID."...."This isn't you"...."Oh, sorry officer, I meant to give you THIS ID!!!"
TheFabulousAJ 1
This one is a serious FML because I did this as well and was held in jail for three days on $1,500 bail and then charged with a felony of identity theft and fraud because the person on the license actually freakin existed. Add that with additional misdemeanors of obstruction of justice and lying to a cop because I tried to lie and say it was me and this is a definite FML.
sdahl1113 4
Why the heck do you have a fake id? wow you're an idiot! YDI for sure!
Euronymous93 29
YDI, dumbass. Why the **** were you carrying a fake I.D. for, anyway?
Aligator67 12
Why did you have a fake ID...?
i_needa_username 17
Why do u have 2 ids...?
fantasyworld 39
YDI for having a fake ID.
thatcoolguy123 14
Hopefully you got arrested. Why do you even need 2 IDs? Dumbass.
NotSoAmazingJo 6
NEVER HAVE A FAKE ID. NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER. God! No offense, YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID.
Alex Richmond 3
How do you not deserve getting in trouble? You are at fault every step of the way. Your fake ID, your the one who got pulled over, and you handed him your invalid ID. Don't act like life sucks when your the one making it that way.