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Anonymous Springfield, United States

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Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

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"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"

courtney680 17

You're a dumbass.

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Comments (97)

Mandie56 4

That's actually funny. "Oh hello officer, here's my ID."...."This isn't you"...."Oh, sorry officer, I meant to give you THIS ID!!!"

TheFabulousAJ 1

This one is a serious FML because I did this as well and was held in jail for three days on $1,500 bail and then charged with a felony of identity theft and fraud because the person on the license actually freakin existed. Add that with additional misdemeanors of obstruction of justice and lying to a cop because I tried to lie and say it was me and this is a definite FML.

sdahl1113 4

Why the heck do you have a fake id? wow you're an idiot! YDI for sure!

YDI, dumbass. Why the **** were you carrying a fake I.D. for, anyway?

Aligator67 12

Why did you have a fake ID...?

i_needa_username 17

Why do u have 2 ids...?

YDI for having a fake ID.

Hopefully you got arrested. Why do you even need 2 IDs? Dumbass.

NEVER HAVE A FAKE ID. NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER. God! No offense, YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID.

How do you not deserve getting in trouble? You are at fault every step of the way. Your fake ID, your the one who got pulled over, and you handed him your invalid ID. Don't act like life sucks when your the one making it that way.