Brain fart
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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Top comments
permannator 10
"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"
courtney680 17
You're a dumbass.
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Comments (97)
Nydeira 11
Ydi check the licenses becore you show them !
Thr33to16 8
And now you want sympathy? Haha good one.
Bicko2004 25
Dick head, you've only yourself to blame. You deserve a ticket!
akiahara 14
Clearly you're making very wise life decisions.
sugoi72 27
says the person ruining gamers
Tpracingkg 15
Rookie mistake.
Twinn4ever 13
Hey, he asked for an ID and that is what you gave him, he shouldn't be so picky...
smilequeed0222 7
You totally deserved that for having a fake id anyway
Eisenhorn 10
Easy solution: Explain that you and some friends were making a POV video early, the fake ID was a prop for the video that you simply forgot about. There, not problem.
itszlo 8
Shouldn't have a fake ID! It's illegal
harou 3
this is literally the 4th fml that I've seen about giving a cop your fake id -.-
Izabushel 65
Yes a day ago I mentioned one of the other ones I found and I just found one more. Apparently it upset some people and the thread was removed. I guess the mod's found it different enough that it was not considered copying. Funny thing I did find, of all the 127 FML's that mention the word 'fake' or 'faked', most of them were about faking orgasms. Will be interesting to see if this is removed as well. If it upsets people, I am sorry. Just thought the stories were too similar.