Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
If anything, you should be threatening to break up with him, not the other way around.
chosha_fml 27
Tell him that’s fine. You’ll keep the door closed and if that’s a dealbreaker for him, he can go. This isn’t the kind of thing you should be expected to compromise on. It doesn’t affect him at all. And what’s next if you do give in?
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Comments (29)
mekiswrite 21
Does he think you have another guy in there? That every time you go to the bathroom you're actually meeting someone for a hookup?
Velan Prabhakaran 9
He's immatured, just get rid of him
PhoenixChick 26
Remind him that girls also have periods, and maintenance that periods require, which is often taken care of at the same time as other bathroom ablutions. If he still wants the view, he's crazy and you should break up. If he freaks out, he's a crazy hypocrite and you should also break up.
charliewhippet 9
Control freak! Red flag! Run away! What else is he going to get mad about? That he's not allowed to read your diary or eavesdrop on your conversations?
I'madumbass 19
If your boyfriend really thinks THIS is a deal breaker, he really needs to work on his communication skills.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
My parents have been married for 40 years and still close the bathroom door. My husband and I have been married almost three years and we also close the door. Your boyfriend's argument is invalid.
WeirdUS 30
Yeah he thinks you are chatting with someone on your phone while in the bathroom. Get out of it, I dated someone and while I was in the bathroom my phone didn't lock and oppened the skype app. She heard the noise and accused me of cheating. Get out while you can.
Destiney Pennington 6
I feel ya 😂
Christina Schnittker 3
Run.