Today, my new (and possibly ex) husband told me he is reconsidering staying married to me. He thinks my snoring is “so unlady like” and he can’t live the rest of his life sleeping with a “fucking Snorlax.” I’ve had sleep apnea since my mid 20s. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument when I suggested we start sleeping in separate rooms. He thinks I don’t love him anymore, but that’s not the case. I’m madly in love with him, but he snores like a freight train and thrashes like a fucking Ninja Turtle all night. FML
Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML
Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML
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Top comments
poopface82 25
There are two things that need to be checked out in this scenario. First, you need to get checked out for sleep apnea by a sleep clinic. Get a sleep study done and all that good stuff. Second, your husband needs to get checked out for being an asshole.
vchan 20
First no need to be insulting for something you cannot help. I don’t like this « i’m rethinking our marriage » attitude. Even less when used like you don’t deserve him because of a medical condition. He must have known about it before (I hope you didn’t hide it from him before marriage). And his vision of what a woman should be like is not realistic….. Second if tou have sleep apnea there is some treatments : please see a doctor for it. Finally, just do like all the others couples out there with a heavy snoring partner : if you can afford it, sleep in different rooms. If not : ear plugs + anti noise headsets and the one who doesn’t snore should sleep first.
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vchan 20
First no need to be insulting for something you cannot help. I don’t like this « i’m rethinking our marriage » attitude. Even less when used like you don’t deserve him because of a medical condition. He must have known about it before (I hope you didn’t hide it from him before marriage). And his vision of what a woman should be like is not realistic….. Second if tou have sleep apnea there is some treatments : please see a doctor for it. Finally, just do like all the others couples out there with a heavy snoring partner : if you can afford it, sleep in different rooms. If not : ear plugs + anti noise headsets and the one who doesn’t snore should sleep first.
poopface82 25
There are two things that need to be checked out in this scenario. First, you need to get checked out for sleep apnea by a sleep clinic. Get a sleep study done and all that good stuff. Second, your husband needs to get checked out for being an asshole.
cacheson 42
OP said they already know it’s sleep apnea.
Brightside86 31
I had a friend who had that and had corrective surgery said it was life changing.
Yudith 28
So is separate bedrooms. They can save a marriage!
Hangryko 32
Get a CPAP machine, and a divorce.
D J's MOM 17
one hard that breathe right steps help with snorting. maybe you could try them for a quick fix. btw, your hubby is an ass.
melijoray 4
This is your early warning to get rid of this idiot before you have children.