Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML
Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I got the rest of the week off against my will due to lack of patients. Two weeks ago, I declined my boyfriend's dad's offer to pay for a flight to Panama City, FL for a family vacation this weekend in order to help the staff at work. Now I’m sitting at home and they’re on a beach. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I realized the only reason I was invited to go on vacation with my extended family was so I could babysit everyone's children while the adults go out and have fun. FML
Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML
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Top comments
iRobynM 0
if i were you, i would say, "why cant you guys wait until you bring up enough money to take the WHOLE family, instead of leaving family memebers out?"
akif_fml 0
They must really hate you lol.
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Comments (108)
dreadfullife 1
Aww, poor OP. When you earn enough, treat yourself and your friends to a cruise, and leave your family behind. >;D
NunButSteez 2
Lmao!
PocketMonsta 4
Turn: Grandma's cookies all to yourself!
Mrs_Hutcherson 3
Your parents are aass wipes
bhai33 9
Appreciate your grandparents while they're still alive you dick
zfchatroulette 24
It's actually Caribbean...
quinn1184 25
Who could. That sucks OP.
sydstoomuch 19
That's a big family
CaptainRR 20
Well, your parents are out of town. Soooooo.... ;) Time to spice up your life?
Nickt21 11
No **** this if this happened to me hell no **** them **** my family **** everyone I'm killing myself straight ******* suicide and **** the Pirates of the Caribbean **** **** **** me can't afford them don't go jackass can't afford to take a ninth person... **** u in leaving walk out on their bitchasses **** them bye bitch and please don't report this it is my opinion