Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
russellboy 0
Good plan. But bad execution. Lol
Freeze_fml 17
There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (114)
Calyx_fml 22
Spelt is a grain like wheat.
nerdsgetmehot 23
And the past tense of "spell."
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If you don't like her, then why does she have your cell number? Also, just ignore her or block her number. That's a much better solution than what you did, not to mention you couldn't even spell it right.
xLoLa_fml 6
This story was funny... the first 15 times I saw it on the Internet.
nekroseftychia 9
You do realize even if you spelled temporarily correctly she still would have been able to see that the number the message was coming from was your phone #.
SnailJamsss 6
First of all when you sent her that text it came from your cell phone number still. And how can you not spell temporary? Does your phone not have spell check? You could have just told her you didn't want to talk to her. Or just not text back at all and block her number.
lauren0313 0
and shes the "weird" one?
cheetahcake19 0
Auto correct coulda saved your ass bro
KellyIsTheBest32 12
She "spelt" spelled wrong.
XDSmilezXD 4
She spelled "spelled" wrong.
theDRAGONking 0
I kno what that's like it sucks ass lol