Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
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Top comments
WD_Stevens 22
I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.
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Comments (96)
MissBehavin77 18
My boyfriend ignores me and does crap like that to me all the time so I know what that's like... It sucks. Definitely Fyl.
Mysterious_one 26
then why sending him?.. send it if he asked for it..
badluckalex 23
14-and your still with him? lol
nlm92 15
Maybe you should tell him how you feel about it
nannygirl1990 6
it sounds like you need a new guy #14
olpally 33
What an idiot.
lulinator 40
Is that the texting equivalent of asking a man "How does my butt look in these pants?" He's probably too scared to say anything for fear of offending you. Maybe I'm the only one who doesn't send random body shots unless asked to, because I'm not an attention seeker. *waits for the thumbing down to commence*
garrett_8614 14
I don't see anything wrong with randomly sending pics like this to your significant other. How does that make her an attention seeker?
lulinator 40
She was soliciting a comment about her breasts by sending a photo, and was ticked off she didn't get one. Kind of seems like seeking attention to me. Fine and dandy if you want to send body shots to your significant other, but don't be disappointed if you get no response when he didn't ask.
Dlzq 22
"I'm not an attention seeker." Though, on your picture you're flashing muscles and covering half your face? Why'd you do that, other than showing off?
wanted_2_want 40
LOL I thought he was a guy!! Lol
J3R3MYY 14
Was it a wiener dog? Cause then this could all be explained.
isabellasimone 18
Yikes....
Mysterious_one 26
B cups? I guess
ostfaiz 18
m exited to know whts next in your mind to send him, plus more anxious to kno his reply on that...lol
havingalaugh 9
... I'm assuming you guys have been together a long time or else this makes absolutely no sense
Avenator5 6
Man's best friend blazin it up!
NatsuD_fml 13
Him and the dog were blazed.