Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
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paravoz 30
Next time record it for evidence
FrostyNipz19 12
just ask her who was driving that night
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Comments (45)
mustangbravo 27
That sucks! Doesn't she realise she can't remember the night?
Miss_Mandi 29
There's no way she didn't have a hangover. Maybe she's denying she has a problem.
elusiveshame 22
How do you know? I know many people who get black out drunk and don't get hangovers. It's silly to assume that someone "must have had a hangover", especially when you don't know them.
DecisiveBull 9
Maybe she DOES know it was her but she's decided to blamed you, it's considered more probable for an adolesent to end up drunk than the parent. It's not fair, I know.
akai4986 16
like always ..
la_luna 14
My grandma was belligerent drunk and she didn't believe us when we told her what happened until we showed her the videos. Then she remembered some of the things she did.
slingerslasher 24
Plot twist: OP was so drunk that he/she thought that their mom was so drunk that she thought OP was drinking.
ColonelCusswords 24
Blackout drunk means blackout drunk
worldclassrager 41
Wouldn't a drug test come back negative? Or does alcohol not come up on them?
elusiveshame 22
You can detect alcohol for about 12-24 hours after drinking.
bdsmslave 18
Beerception.
al92754 5
Sleeping it off is the worst way to get sober