Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my mom confirmed my suspicions that my dad cheated on her. She then told me to hide my knowledge about it from my dad, and to keep my brother completely in the dark for now. Now I can't even look at my dad without reaching the brink of crying, and I'm somehow supposed to keep this under wraps. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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Top comments
KaitHud 0
Have you thought about maybe confronting your mom? I mean, how can you carry on with your daily life knowing that your mom is cheating on your dad? On principle alone, I wouldn't work for the guy that my mom is having an affair with. Grow a pair and talk to your parents.
saleha97 4
Blackmail ur mom! :D
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saleha97 4
Blackmail ur mom! :D
carpediemryders 0
sounds to me like OP has got the upper hand here. basically whatever OP wants OP could have. it's all up to you OP
cucumberfabulous 7
Say OP again
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
OP
bridawg 0
deal or no deal? lol
iateyourmuffin 0
hehe good idea :P
Jazze_fml 10
blackmail mom? hell no blackmail new boss!
ifailalot77 0
sucks for you
samilyjo101908 0
no the correct term is "sucks to suck."
Doortje 30
Let your mother know you know. Maybe she feels guilty and she'll put an end to the affair. I don't know.. That's a pretty ****** up situation you're in OP, FYL :(
Bullpine 11
or they could just tell their mom she's a dishonest who*e
KaitHud 0
Have you thought about maybe confronting your mom? I mean, how can you carry on with your daily life knowing that your mom is cheating on your dad? On principle alone, I wouldn't work for the guy that my mom is having an affair with. Grow a pair and talk to your parents.
sixfoot2 0
that's exactly what I think, do the right thing and tell the parents.
DjeePee 25
Could you do it? Talk to your dad, saying his beloved wife, your mother, is cheating on him? Taking the risk that 1) he won't believe you/be mad at you 2) there will be a painfull divorce 3) he's mad at your mother/your mother is mad at you? Anything OP does can turn out bad for her. But you are right, she should talk to her mother. I just wanted to point out that it won't be easy.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Dad, I think ya need to **** mom more/better!" "Mom, stop cheating or I'm tellin' dad!" Sounds good to me!(;
explodingmuffint 0
I could. not everyone Is a bleeding heart like you :/
KaitHud 0
I wouldn't say that I'm a bleeding heart... It's more about having values.
Roxanna1029 14
It's not that easy. OP probably doesn't want her parents to get a divorce. OP is most likely hoping her mother will soon stop. How do I know? I have a very similar problem, and it honestly angers me when people just say stuff like "grow a pair and talk to your parents". Learn to put yourself in other people's situations.
CoolAsian 0
That's harsh.
CoolAsian 0
That's harsh.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
bllaaaarrggllefaaaarrrgggggglllee!!!
bridawg 0
I agree 100% man
yuggi1 11
Wow OP! Your mom saw ahead of time and planned to get your foot in the door in the business world. And you complain? Everytime she bends down she is thinking about your future. I'd say YDI because you can't get a job otherwise.
Kthxbaibbq 0
And I'd say youre a dick, due to the fact that maybe OP is at a young age when he/she might not want a job. That's a messed situation that nobody deserves to be in.
yuggi1 11
OP's problems ain't mine. Can't feel sorry for someone I've never met. Does that make me a dick? I think not. Now that you mentioned it, it's up to the mom wether she wants extra dick on the side or not.
Bobissmall 13
The fact OPs mother is cheating on their dad, is bad enough to make it an FML. So yeah you're a dick.
yuggi1 11
Lol, you automatically assume that the father doesn't know and that he wouldn't approve if he knew. The lover could be a threesome partner, for all you know. Get perspective, the world isn't black and white. Thanks for feeding me though.
Bobissmall 13
" My dad doesn't know that she's cheating " Learn to read the FML. And it could STILL be a FYL... "My mothers bit on the side is now my parents 3 some partner" Of course the world isn't black and white, however, the idea that your mother is cheating on your farther can be very upsetting. It doesn't even matter if he would approve.
SofiaFaolan 8
Don't feed the trolls
riddence 0
If you had any love and respect for your father you would tell your mom.. and her POS boyfriend whats up and or/ you could just blackmail her ***** ass :)
sara8866 8
You need to tell your father but blackmail your mom for a minute first!!