Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my mom confirmed my suspicions that my dad cheated on her. She then told me to hide my knowledge about it from my dad, and to keep my brother completely in the dark for now. Now I can't even look at my dad without reaching the brink of crying, and I'm somehow supposed to keep this under wraps. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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KaitHud 0
Have you thought about maybe confronting your mom? I mean, how can you carry on with your daily life knowing that your mom is cheating on your dad? On principle alone, I wouldn't work for the guy that my mom is having an affair with. Grow a pair and talk to your parents.
saleha97 4
Blackmail ur mom! :D
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Comments (209)
donnie111 12
bribe the bastard! ( the guy ur moms cheating with)
VeggieLola 2
seriously?! just confront her..
r2d21428 0
U should sex him too
bladomas 2
screw your mom
foxfur 25
as horrid as it may seem, tell them.. he deserves to know.
dianadoll 23
I completely understand. I am going through the same situation, only difference I do not work for the guy she's cheating on my dad with. I'm sorry it sucks:( and for you who are saying confront the mom shut up it's not easy. you don't know what your talking about.
dianadoll 23
katehud be quiet it's not about values. you don't know shit or what it feels like. don't think you're so cool just because you THINK you'd tell. but I know you wouldn't so go away(:
PatRme 9
YDI for not blackmailing your mom.
hurrican_fml 0
Counseling might be effective.
Dallasluver19 14
TELLHIM