Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my mom confirmed my suspicions that my dad cheated on her. She then told me to hide my knowledge about it from my dad, and to keep my brother completely in the dark for now. Now I can't even look at my dad without reaching the brink of crying, and I'm somehow supposed to keep this under wraps. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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Top comments
KaitHud 0
Have you thought about maybe confronting your mom? I mean, how can you carry on with your daily life knowing that your mom is cheating on your dad? On principle alone, I wouldn't work for the guy that my mom is having an affair with. Grow a pair and talk to your parents.
saleha97 4
Blackmail ur mom! :D
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Comments (209)
gingeryginger 1
Tell your mom you know or tell your dad
wickedbunnz 1
Blackmail ;D
misalove 4
Same shit happened to me minus the job part
sarahhiiwantt 16
Tell your dad! And black mail your mom a bit first :P How can you handle knowing that and not do anything about it?
MrPortalFan 21
CONFRONT HER. NOW
fantasyworld 39
How did you find out?
ty4nier 16
Whatever you do, don't directly tell your dad. I was in the same spot a few months ago. Drop subtle hints about it to your dad and let him find out for himself. He'll figure it out eventually.
DedeleMan 21
and you didn't think telling your father would be the right thing to do?
IthinkYouForeign 11
YDI for not telling your dad that your mom is cheating on him
iam2fat4u 15
Tell your dad he doesn't deserve this