Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, we were closing the restaurant early. I begin mopping as a couple walks in. The lady slips and falls, and to avoid a lawsuit, we offer them free food. After they left, I slipped on the freshly mopped kitchen floor with dishes in my hands. I didn't get free food. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Today, at my hotel job, I had to help a drunk naked guy back into his room. Earlier today, a fat old guy wearing only briefs came down to the lobby drunk as hell. I used to like my job. FML
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Top comments
ElricMustang 23
Well, was there a sign? If not, it's your fault.
Fuaaad1994 31
If there was not a wet floor sign, he could sue, from the stories I've heard from America.
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Comments (53)
JoJo91_fml 8
YLS if there was a sign and he just ignored it, but YDI if you didn't put up a wet floor sign
worldclassrager 41
Was the wet floor sign up...if not then I can understand the problem...
breakinlegs 19
at least his ass hurts!
zaise_chsa 19
Sounds like a slippery situation.
BanAnnalee 12
Some people, man.
firechicky 12
Only in America do people think you need a wet floor sign while someone is actively mopping.
Chiikan 3
What a slimy boss.
ctchan2381 5
well... won't it be a wise thing to do to put up the wet floor sign BEFORE you start mopping??? You kinda deserved it for not thinking ahead
crazzzy_man1 11
I suppose you'll just be moping around the floor now?
darklink7117 7
Thanks boss..