Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
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Top comments
Stephai 0
Thats gotta hurt... You kinda deserve it though. You should always pay attention when you're riding a bike.
gingermonster16 0
What's biking without flipping over your handle bars ever so often?
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Comments (38)
Yumcatsoup 0
Eyes on the road.
XoD 0
fake, it is physically impossible to flip your bike by running into, well anything, let alone another person or a another person on a bike (you didnt say which) actually on second thought, no if you were doing a stoppie (a nose-wheelie) you could have face planted i suppose if you were going fast and rear ended a very low car... you might faceplant into the back of the car............ but u said u flipped and into a person when i was younger, on much smaller bikes and being much smaller etc, my friends and I were trying to get our bikes to flip by sticking sticks into the spokes needless to say, none of us ever flipped, although i had to buy a completely new front rim and tire and one of my friends totally ****** his bike we were all ******* bloody lol good times but ya fake so FYL =)
maahinberi 0
I ride my bicycle 5 hours a day and believe me, flipping over the handlebars in such a case is extremely possible. it's even easier if you panic and hit the brakes( causes you to fly off completely). It happens if your front tire hits the back tire of the other guy. BTW OP, you should be more careful on hazardous roads and should keep your eyes in front and at people in front of you.
kzragbeer 1
did u wear a helmet?
Snowjob 0
I can ride my bike with no handlebars lol no handlebars.
gabbs1130 0
Well your the retard who knew the road was horrible but went on it anyways. You deserved it
klx125cross 9
Oh......dang!
fantasyworld 39
Did you at least wear a helmet?