Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod, and leaves. FML
Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
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rottentomatoes 7
haha, strangers who make you feel awkward are awesome.
Richisme 0
bubbles baby
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Comments (220)
FLCL4711Fox 0
I would of looked at the guy who farted and said "that's it? are you finished? well, then. Allow me to retort. Then I would've taken a dump on his lap and said "that'll be $50 asshole.
ThePaperDragon 31
******* amazing
alex1432 9
this one definitely goes on my favorites
xneuroticallyx 0
yeah, that screams my boyfriend right there. i just told him about that. i have a feeling that the next time i see him, he's gonna do that to me *shivers*
Sparx1_1 16
Ok the guy was rude - but he was also completely harmless. Frankly, if that is the worst thing that's ever happened to you, then I want to BE you.
Jester7 0
that is ******* awesome, he must have been a Canadian from southpark
theannonymousone 0
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *gasps*Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Lacrosse00 0
that is so awesome! Shake n Bake.
mccal999 0
classi
alltimelowluv 0
that's awesome.
AnotherOutlook 0
That's classic