Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
Today, I was on a first date. I asked her what she brought to the table since I’m a pretty well established guy. A voice in the booth behind me yelled out, “How bout a booster seat, Smurf!” Everyone laughed so hard I got up and left. I’m 5ft3 and bitches always make it about my height. FML
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Top comments
AliSama 17
He loves you. Ask yourself this. He is handsome enough for people to randomly flirt with. He is with you. This means you are very worth his time and his love. Be proud. Height is irrelevant.
hsmiles 0
It's happened to me too, hon. ETA: and the above replies are assholes.
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Comments (228)
Alphonsuuuu 0
Yeah, it's not right to date someone for love without first pandering to other people's vanity! Shame on them!
sublime420 11
You can give him head on your tiptoes!! :D
Marcheline_Chase 0
sounds like my Uncle's new girlfriend.... She's two years older and has had to pull out six id's to get booze.
navywife_carrie 0
I'm 5'3 and the bouncers always says I look way younger than 25 and card me, but hell I don't think a 2 year old is 4'11" def sounds like she's jealous. Everyone teases me though and asks if I need a booster seat to see ovr the steering wheel. WTF lol?
tiffanyjean 3
wow i think she was jealous. I am 5"3 and my boy is 6"2 and will be 6"4 max. so I think waiter was jealous
epmorr2010 9
Melissa??????
dangkoopa 0
They just need to try harder.
emo_devon 11
man. that waitress is a bitch!
Faithheartsyou 5
hah this is a lot like my boyfriend and I, he's 6"1 and I'm 4"11 too, except I haven't had a problem with anyone thinking I'm his daughter. That must have gotten awkward and embarrassing for you.
Faithheartsyou 5
hah this is a lot like my boyfriend and I, he's 6"1 and I'm 4"11 too, except I haven't had a problem with anyone thinking I'm his daughter. That must have gotten awkward and embarrassing for you.