Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
Today, I was on a first date. I asked her what she brought to the table since I’m a pretty well established guy. A voice in the booth behind me yelled out, “How bout a booster seat, Smurf!” Everyone laughed so hard I got up and left. I’m 5ft3 and bitches always make it about my height. FML
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Top comments
AliSama 17
He loves you. Ask yourself this. He is handsome enough for people to randomly flirt with. He is with you. This means you are very worth his time and his love. Be proud. Height is irrelevant.
hsmiles 0
It's happened to me too, hon. ETA: and the above replies are assholes.
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Comments (228)
viaco12 0
What an ass!
cheezburgerer 0
Uhm, you're almost a midget, i wouldn't be surprised she thought you were a child.
Nacirema20 0
wow. that really sux... :-/ FYL. 4,11? really? thats kinda cool... :-)
Woop_Woop 0
no its 4"11
workstupid 0
I'm 4'11 too and I get made fun of all the time. Except if your old enough to have a boyfriend and go out with each other then im sure that you look like a woman and she was just being a bitch and making fun of you. And being 4'11 isn't a midget its 4'9 or 4'10 and under. Also I would rather be a short girl instead of a tall girl because towering over your boyfriend/husband just looks weird.
dan11 0
sorry to break it to you 189, but a midget is someone over 21 years old and under five feet.
abylaunch 10
I would have punched her in the face. I'm 5' and where I live that's not super short, and a lot of the guys here prefer short girls. I think it's only in places where people are mostly white and or black that being short is considerd a bad thing. In the town next to mine every one is mexican so when I go there to buy clothes I'm actually taller than a lot of the people there, same with towns that have a lot of asians. Plus it's better to be short and petite than tall and manly.
bballer32 0
Number 181 abylaunch: you are stupid!! ...I look nothing like a man, I'm 5"11, I weigh 130, I have DDs, I have long blonde hair, I get hit on all the time.... So...Yeah the last thing i would be described as, is a man.....You are so stupid you can try make yourself feel better but you're only 5"0, so yeah I feel so sorry for you.... And guys do prefer taller chicks( then 5"5, because it's so awkward) and they know it... And personnally I prefer shorter guys, thry are so hot, I would def. Pick a guy 5'5 then a guy 6'3 but that's jus me I guess ( and everybody does have there own preferences)
abylaunch 10
and to all you people saying she could have mistaken her for a child obviously a child above 4'7 isn't going to sit in a high chair. and even if she thought he was there with his kid she still shouldn't have flirted with him infront of his daughter
Honda288 2
Wow I was 4-11 when I was like 2 good lord your short as hell
lovemyfml 0
#197 is a douchenozzle!
Lichinamo 33
I was 4'11" in 5th grade, and am currently about 5'1", the height of my 18 year old cousin. If you were 4'11" when you were 2, I would assume that you're 10 feet tall by now, so good luck getting anyone, bitch:)
Kanako_fml 0
I am 4'9'' and my boyfriend is 6' so don't worry :D more people think my dad is my boyfriend because I come from a short family and my dad looks young.