Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
Today, I was on a first date. I asked her what she brought to the table since I’m a pretty well established guy. A voice in the booth behind me yelled out, “How bout a booster seat, Smurf!” Everyone laughed so hard I got up and left. I’m 5ft3 and bitches always make it about my height. FML
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Top comments
AliSama 17
He loves you. Ask yourself this. He is handsome enough for people to randomly flirt with. He is with you. This means you are very worth his time and his love. Be proud. Height is irrelevant.
hsmiles 0
It's happened to me too, hon. ETA: and the above replies are assholes.
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Comments (228)
baabyxniiica 6
I'M 4'8 and I hate it because I feel really insecure. And people always make fun of me. I currently like a 6'0 guy and feel like the height difference is a big factor why he won't like me..
bridgetD14 4
You go OP for being short:) I also am 4' 11"
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
I think tall guys and short girls is adorable. And he obviously thinks you are! Perk up! But I HOPE this guy had the decency to tell her off in your defense.
alymolina 13
My boyfriend is 6'4 and I'm 4'11.
sugarbear0727 19
No tip for her. Complain to her manager. Oh well. It happens. I get dirty looks and snide comments when I'm on dates with my boyfriend. Its a pain in the ass, and we always complain to the manager if its a server. I'm barely 5'2", and he's 6'3". I like the height difference, so does he. He's also 5 years older, but it doesn't bother us. Everytime we notice someone giving us weird/rude looks, he just holds my hand and kisses me. When someone makes a rude comment, he'll tell them to leave me alone and that my size and age doesn't matter. For the record, he's 24, and I'm turning 20 in little over a week.
shelbylove115 7
I'm 4'11" I dated a guy that 6'7". try that. not fun.. haha
cecilk 29
My uncle and his wife also have a huge size difference, even more than with OP. She is a really small and delicate SouthEast-Asian. He is a large lanky Caucasian. There is also an age difference of nearly 20 years, but I think it is not that visible since my uncle looks rather boyish. Still she got asked a few times if he is her grandfather. They take it with humour. Most people are rather embarrassed when they notice the mistake after taking a closer look.
Coolaidegirl 18
i feel for u op i am 17 and im like barly 5' one time a waiter gave me the kiddie toy in a restauranr while saying they werent sure if i was too old for it, much to the amusement of my family,grandparents,an aunt+uncle and some cousins
liaRawr 9
Heels?
HateMySister 6
Punch the bitch/give her no tip.