Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I tried to impress my date by confidently parallel parking on a busy street. I hit the curb twice, stalled the car, and somehow set off my alarm. Then I locked the keys inside while it screamed. We stood there in silence while people watched. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
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aFMLaddict 0
awh... what did you expect him to do if he saw you? YDI, panicked for no reason...
AngryNinja 1
hm. i'd be more worried about the person's car you just trashed, not the one-time-shitty-date.
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Comments (48)
mcwildcat8230 0
Absolutely stupid and if it isnt a lie then you wouldn't be smart enough to be alive, Im calling bullshit
MhP_fml 0
It seems like you got very car-ryed away with that guy
EasyGoing103 0
ewww now you have to clean up your own blood thats gross lol
cute_a 0
omg ive been there :/ so awkward i feel for ya
Sane_Sapien 0
Easy solution, lock the door. You septics certainly challenge the gene pool sometimes.
blastvortex 4
Haha. That was even funnier than what the OP did.
RKftw 0
HE WAS IN YOUR CAR?!?????!,?!!!!
Satagie 0
Ydi for being a woman and attempting to drive....
brianfantana32 10
Bummer
shinshoku13 19
That was ******* stupid of you but you probably realised that after you hit the car..