Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
You don't need to talk to or text her. Just give her information to your insurance company and let them deal with it like you pay them to. You did get a copy of her information when she hit your car, right?
colton_colton 50
Show her up and don't accept the request
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Comments (44)
FrostyNipz19 12
if only you could tag ppl on FML
1dvos_grl3 21
Get her facebook info and report her.
pokemyeyes 23
Maybe her phone is broken or lost so she searched you up on FB to discuss it.
shemademedoit 20
she's a boss >:) she wants you to know she did it on purpose. just talk to her. nicely and when she starts liking you..... you smash her car and post it on her wall then like it
hoosiergirl94 31
She liked your status. So you must have accepted her request. Weirdo.
vikky538 29
Just like your auto insurance facebook page and see if she likes that too
bdsmslave 18
"So today a huge fucktard crashed into my car. I hope she drowns in her bathtub." Her: "Hahahaha! Hilarious! This dude is killing me! So witty! LIKE!!!! Maybe I'll poke him later."
uzee 29
Maybe she's "hitting on you" in more than one way
brendejafulable 41
hilarious
incognitopirate 1
As a court reporter (and seeing as how you'd need to typically add someone before they can like your stuff) This, and making a statement about the accident was a TERRIBLE IDEA. You are setting yourself up for a civil lawsuit and you're handing over evidence.