YouSoSmelly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kannapolis, United States
Beach bum
Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12
Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.
Pikawhore 21
You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
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Comments (66)
davincidasecond 24
So ... Did you get her number?
TheWildRover1 12
well that stinks!
Cleu 12
Silly #6, OP am just a regular guy!
mete_orito 34
This is a very impressive pick up line. lol
bioss89 16
That is the best ice breaker :)
heinous966 15
Did her hair blow in the wind?
R5luver 5
If she's not shallow than I wouldn't worry about it
Huddisher 10
That would've made me laugh and I would've considered.
Luna349 5
She's so pretty she blew you away.
Cleu 12
Is*