YouSoSmelly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kannapolis, United States
Beach bum
Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12
Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.
Pikawhore 21
You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
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shitsville 13
Well, you've definitely got more balls than me. I'm too scared to even talk to a girl at school...
Damned_Architect 25
Yeah, I've done that.
WhiteCrimson 23
Holy crap... That must have been an nerve wrecking moment... Hope you got her details for a second chance.
c_hutty 6
In light of what happened she probably thought it was a joke but still you will be known as her best funny friend
JokersHQ 21
Honestly that's kinda gross, but to be honest sh*t happens no matter who you are or how pretty you look. Hope she laughed it off and the two of you we're able to stay out of the awkward zone!
cmac86 24
it must have been fun for her, because for you it was a gas.
JTVFML 6
you should have held it in or farted before you got to her hahaha
Omniprism 15
Great line but you didn't feel the fart coming?
kappinlivy 9
Did she notice?
WeskersSexslave 15
its okay you're outside :)!