YouSoSmelly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kannapolis, United States
Beach bum
Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12
Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.
Pikawhore 21
You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
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Comments (66)
superman3212 8
what are u? peter griffin?
WowSuchFail 9
NAILED IT.
WearyAndWorn 4
Just say you're comfortable around her already. See where that takes you.
lonerlarry123 12
Better out than in!
Kinglue 17
I mean hey... At least you didn't shit yourself
aruba 7
Very funny