YouSoSmelly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kannapolis, United States
Beach bum
Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12
Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.
Pikawhore 21
You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
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Comments (66)
Spyfiction 6
I think you have blown out your chances on this one
exlexx 12
great starting line..
heartemopants 18
That one seriously made me laugh! Smooth man. Smooth.
perdix 31
Ask her for a blumpkin. Chances are you "blew" it with the fart, butt maybe she has a scat fetish you can connect with.
tiger5248 3
I almost pissed my pants when I read ur comment lol
marcranger 29
The kind of smooth only Ex-Lax provides.
Juneyah1017 9
You farted in front of Beyonce?
Ctrl_H 18
I don't like to brag but once I got into a foursome when I farted on a group of chicks. Girls like that kind of stuff.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Did it intrigue her?
Dkman 11
Man I bet she thought you were a blast! No..? Ok...back to my corner