YouSoSmelly This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Kannapolis, United States

Beach bum

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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helpfulwhale 12

2 August 2013, 17:57

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

Pikawhore 21

2 August 2013, 17:59

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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cmoney1992 9

2 August 2013, 18:10

Keep calm and blame someone else

ohSNAPyall 27

3 August 2013, 06:19

Keep calm? He blew it!

jamnglamgirlie 17

2 August 2013, 18:13

I get gassy when I'm nervous too. Don't feel ashamed.: (

misspulkadot24 17

2 August 2013, 18:17

I love how all of the comments above are silly puns and jokes, and yours is all sad and realistic. It's so cute in a TMI way.

buddy51 23

2 August 2013, 18:14

C'mon, OP, just tell her it's the Trumpet of Gassy Love blowing her a flatulent welcome into your life!! Fart proudly, OP, fart proudly and tell her she opens all your sphincters with her beauty!!