YouSoSmelly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kannapolis, United States
Beach bum
Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12
Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.
Pikawhore 21
You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
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Comments (66)
helpfulwhale 12
Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.
SmallyBigs 9
Little do you guys know that this FML was written by a dog
TheCanucklehead 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's be sincere to warn her that he's about to blow
ydi_4_suking 20
OP's ass just wanted a piece of that action
thisawkwardchick 15
OP, breaking wind and ice in one blow.
RoboCunnilingus 23
#11 is M. Night Shyamalan.
K410 18
Was this FML Written by Peter Griffin? :p
webbface 25
Lol that's hot!
misspulkadot24 17
R. Kelly pees on girls he likes. I think it's a sign of endearment when you let your bowels go for a girl. Go you, OP!! What a romantic!
PterodactylMan 23
You might be shit out of luck on this one too OP
Pikawhore 21
You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
cottoncandymango 17
I'm sure she was blown away.
snugglesMcGee199 23
you beat me to that comment. Damn!
Matrix159 13
Hey you're pretty... *farts* OH GOD, who did that!?! O.o
sisco2901 20
That wasn't the smartest pick-up line to begin with...
JasonUMN 15
If she was that hot you were really just adding gas to the fire.
Welshite 40
Bodies have a way of acting up at the worst possible times. Don't let it get you down. Go for it, my friend.
Ctrl_H 18
Yeah especially on dates. Word of advice: bring a book of matches with you on a date and when you feel the cloud knocking on the back door go to the restroom, let er rip, then light a match to burn away the hazardous fumes...Not that I would know anything about the subject...
ottokat 15
46, I'm getting the feeling you also dont know anything on the subject of dating.
pazuzus_intern 10
THANK YOU 54
Soloman212 28
I'd be pretty damn impressed if my date managed to reheat his meal with his own lit fart.
CaiDog 20
Maybe you'll 'blow her away!'
expertsmilee 26
Just how fart would you go to re-do that first impression?
ohSNAPyall 27
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind.
Tigerblossom 19
You started off well.... You just need to work on the ending. I hope she just laughed it off because embarrassing things happen to everyone!
fuckpeople307 5
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!