YouSoSmelly
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kannapolis, United States
Beach bum
Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12
Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.
Pikawhore 21
You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
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ReeRee666 2
looooooool =D
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm just wondering what a horrific fart sounds like.
Cazz91 21
That's horrible... everyone farts though. Did she end up over looking past that at least after that embarrassing moment for you?
kasmol 16
Tell her that you couldn't hold back because she is your brown-eye girl.
mnwlf13 3
I bet she said " aww thanks, did you ride the short bus here?"
rocker_chick105 31
39- no... no.... I don't think we do...
MrsReed 14
Tell your ass to stop talking shit to pretty girls...butt seriously, at least you had the guts to tell her how you smelt, I mean felt! Lol
ToastedSyrup 16
Someone put this on IFunny... O.o
abekj52 9
next time, fart on her chest. girls are into that
ohSNAPyall 27
Smooth and airy.