Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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SekC 0
You are one needy bitch. What did my girl want for our 1 year? Me to be with her. Don't be so materialistic, thats what ruins relationships. I bet you're the type of girl that gets pissed off cause her boyfriend didn't buy her a diamond necklace for your 2 month anniversary. If you expect every man to bend over backwards to waste money on your ass I hope you end up in poverty.
JessicaH_fml 0
I personally don't see the problem. This sounds like an MLIA, but the op would have been happy about it.
LilMizAngelWingz 0
Hey, At Least He Got You Something, You Should be Happy. My Boyfriend Who Just Happy For Me Being With Him. because i'm not like a rich person who i couldn't really get him anything, but he understand that i couldn't. he would have been happy with a bag of candy, you should be happy that you got something. stop being selfish... all i really want from my boyfriend is his love and his time on that day. you wanted a ring or something right.... don't be selfish..
Eiranthia 0
Seriously? No wonder its your one year anniversary, with your attitude you'll be lucky to ever get past two with anyone.
fleurdelacour11 0
Man!! I would love it if my HUSBAND gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our anniversary! :] and I eat them all the time! I love them :]
jhswizzle 0
Dump him, so he can find someone worth his time. My boyfriend got me The Office boardgame... I was thrilled :)
wambamtysam 0
I feel sorry for everyone who is telling the op to be greatful. that's just sad. fyl!
SekC 0
If you're being serious you're just as self centered and materialistic as the OP. I feel sorry for YOU.
Chromefox 0
What the hell? Twizzlers are awesome. I don't even know why you're upset.
FruityLoooons 8
Dude, Twizzlers are SUPER awesome. Especially strawberry. However, if you're upset, you should probably--I don't know--confront him about it or something. Or leaves hints. If you don't do either...enjoy your twizzlers. :D
SJAussie 0
I think it's sweet, but this is very dependent on the age of the OP's boyfriend. If they're 14, it's nice he even remembered you like Twizzlers....if you're in your late twenties, that's a different story. But all in all, people forget how much nicer it is to receive a thoughtful gift rather than something you can just click on and pay for over the internet that requires perhaps more money, but no thought or consideration.