Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.
georgie2486 0
They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.
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yayforfails 0
Turn around and poop in her face.
namelessfew 0
I've always had children peek at me in changing rooms. I hate how stupid children are.
hawkloverr 0
So?
sickinlove13 0
#21, that's the first thing I noticed! I started reading the comments and was wondering when someone was going to say something about it. lol
Solidus_fml 0
Weird. Awkward. But pretty funny. :)
ziqi92 0
omg, i'm a guy and my 5 yr old 2nd cousin (girl) is just like this. she tried to walk in on me while i was taking a shower cuz she wanted to see "how guys go to the bathroom" its not uncommon :(
BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0
What a little ****. Id ******* make the little kid cry for that. Not to mention that bitch of a mother would get a good smack in the face. Invasion of privacy much? I ******* hate ALL little kids. The reason kids are the way they are is because of the shitty parents and the people around them.
sondramcfail 0
Not a big deal. Awkward, maybe, but if that's an FML... I envy your life.
AmyLynn0721 0
who cares? it's a little girl, she doesn't know better.
Sapphy 0
awkward, the mom need to teach her not to say stuff like that. oh well, could be worse