Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
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IScreamRawr 4
Why is wrong with her?
boatkicker 5
FYL, because its never fun to get yelled at when you're sick. FYL again, because you now have a mean step-mother-in-law. Congratulations on your marriage. You're awesome for actually being around on your FML. Not enough people do that. :)
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Comments (103)
ecfrost 4
Yup cuz nothing says "Baby take me now" like a fever and feeling cruddy. Congrats on the marriage, though!
kiss_of_death 0
****!n retarded stepmoms
kiss_of_death 0
#48, same thing happens to me, we just do innocent stuff and get confroted for apparently doing something COMPLEATLY different
_TheSmallThings_ 0
iScreamRawr: Ur pics demented. OP: the way u said "Innocently" prove to me that ur not as innocent as u say,
gigi2009 0
i love your boyfriend :)
cherrypieguy 0
the poster is the girl snickdoodles you dumbass
kkattt 1
damn. relax people, since when does caring for people have to do with sex all the time?
boots9491 0
haha snickerdoodle I bet you did your hair and makeup just for your FML picture. *waits for the denial*
honestlove11 0
@59 uhm idiot, obviously snicks knows that. analyze the posts before you try and pick fights
StoryOfTheYear 15
it's really difficult not to pick fights with snickerdoodles, truly
TheRipper_fml 0
snickerdoodles is a grade A jackass.