Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
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IScreamRawr 4
Why is wrong with her?
boatkicker 5
FYL, because its never fun to get yelled at when you're sick. FYL again, because you now have a mean step-mother-in-law. Congratulations on your marriage. You're awesome for actually being around on your FML. Not enough people do that. :)
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Comments (103)
Arinwyn 0
Was that really necessary? It's not like his comment wasn't understandable.
mfmylifesrsly 30
awww he seems like such a good boyfriend/ now husband!
smitty4ever 2
foot fetish much?
ashley_beau 0
wow she has issues
FerrariCake 2
That's because his stepmother remembers that your boyfriend's dad started rubbing her feet long ago when she was just your boyfriend's babysitter... and she remembers what happened next.
kbaker90 0
Honey, I know exactly how you feel. My mother-in-law is pretty much bat-shit crazy, but my man is one of the best, and I'm so glad I'm with him. I know dealing with the crazy stepmom will be a bitch, but take comfort in having an awesome boyfriend.
randomgirlm 0
3 words: KILL THE BICTH:D
iloveloosy12 0
is that supposed to mean that you were naked?
Compass 0
Sounds like someone has a foot fetish...
Luckster 0
I've been in similar situations many times. I live with my boyfriend and his Mom watches WAY too many freakin Spanish Soap Operas and thinks everything in them happens in real live. She spazzes when I hang out with other boys (even co-workers) cause she thinks I'm cheating on him. She yells at me for being in his room with his door closed or him in my room with the door closed when we're not doing anything except annoying the obnoxious noises of the blender in the kitchen. She yells at me for not 'doing enough' for him after I buy him a new shirt he's been wanting, new games, and after massaging his back for him on a bi-nightly basis. She acts like she adores me when other people are around, but she really sees me as the 'evil bitch' from her soap operas, and will call me out for anything and everything possible when she has the chance. I've never done anything negative to deserve this! If it wasn't for this damned economy issue, we'd both have moved out two years ago.