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Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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xxwafflez 0

did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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EffYoLife 14

you got mugged by a monkey?

chiccadora 0

haha wow

EvilDave 13

That was no man! That was a damned dirty ape!

country_babe 0

what a weakling.

futtbuck101 1

I would've walked up to him real close and bend over to eat his...banana

emodude44 0

A BANANNA? JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS! I pray you survive! What monster hath eateth a bananna? WHAT FOUL CREATURE IS THIS THAT HATH EATEN THE BANANNA OF CRIME? woe... OH WOE!

darkkai 0

lol that makes me want to bring on a world of race jokes

usajag2015 0

I hope you included the banana in the report

Jayymee520 0

at least you can't die from a banana(: