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Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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ImAKittehCat 0

BANANA POWER!!!!

ImAKittehCat 0

BANANA POWER!!!!

one stupid comment was plenty.

he must be amazing at multitasking- eating a banana and mugging someone at the same time!

DomoCullen 0

hey there's nothing wrong with being healthy ;)

damn dirty apes!!

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3... 1 dirty stinkin ape to screw in the lightbulb, and 2 dirty stinkin apes to mug a guy with a banana XD

that always makes someone look threatening

SpazzyJazzy325 0

are you allergic to bananas? that may be why it was his weapon of choice 0...o

alex6946 10

well even criminals eat healthy

Well, atleast we know he's healthy.