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Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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I might be missing something here, but I don't see the relevance of the fact that he was eating a banana.

mugged by a monkey

So? It's perfectly acceptable on a round of mugging, to eat a banana in society these days. God, people are so traditional.

you got mugged by a monkey?!

nmearayta 0

that's nothing compared to the time I got mugged by a guy in overalls with a watermelon. WTFisthisworldcomingto fruity muggers? c'mon

I love when my comments get deleted when they are within guidelines :) bananas

I'm confused. How does that make it worse that he mugged you while eating a banana?

At least the banana wasn't in his pants. Always look for the positives OP.

ImAKittehCat 0

BANANA POWER!!!!

ImAKittehCat 0

BANANA POWER!!!!