wtfisthisworldcomingto
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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Comments (298)
cthulhu1138 1
I might be missing something here, but I don't see the relevance of the fact that he was eating a banana.
MatsF10 8
mugged by a monkey
danz123 7
So? It's perfectly acceptable on a round of mugging, to eat a banana in society these days. God, people are so traditional.
diabian 9
you got mugged by a monkey?!
nmearayta 0
that's nothing compared to the time I got mugged by a guy in overalls with a watermelon. WTFisthisworldcomingto fruity muggers? c'mon
sharkton 0
I love when my comments get deleted when they are within guidelines :) bananas
Tanya33 1
I'm confused. How does that make it worse that he mugged you while eating a banana?
Boomer21 0
At least the banana wasn't in his pants. Always look for the positives OP.
ImAKittehCat 0
BANANA POWER!!!!
ImAKittehCat 0
BANANA POWER!!!!