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Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
imlagginglol 0
He got away by using the banana peel. Saw it on a high speed pursuit this morning, those poor cops never stood a chance. *sob*
xxxxshanexxxx 0
STOP RIGHT THERE I HAVE A BANANA AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!!
CitrusGirl 0
I've always said cops should be armed with red shells
sexxy_skater 0
I would have ate the banana.
myfruitloop 0
of course you would
tellithowitis 13
lol
Anton317 4
He mugs with style lol.
MissBunny25 0
I'm assuming this means he robbed you with one hand... OP are you a disgusting blob of fat who is so weak they cannot even bring their spoon covered in porridge to their mouth? Oh , I thought so. You, sir, have no pancake mix. (probably because you ate it all)
morgan320 0
LOL OMG ROFL OP got mugged by donkey kong!!!!!!
hzsambo 3
smart xxx
spearhead 5
Ahahahahha 46 win
ydi_4_suking 20
okay i have to ask. what does pancake mix have to do with anything?
christian50 0
#46=WIN!
MissBunny25 0
120, since you asked, absolutely nothing.
ceddyz17 10
potas-i-yumm
rocketeer_97 1
^nice try
A7X_LoVeee 10
Where is that pancake mix saying from? A black kid kept saying that over and over and it made me lul.
futtbuck101 1
I would've gone bananas
Banana_Pancakes6 0
151 - Just.. just fall in a hole or something..
biass 0
#1 looks a lot like Katy Perry.
spartanfan68 0
hahahahahahahahaha I see what you did there lol you must be a monkeys uncle
b00mers 0
was it a monkey like in how i met your mother?
ThisIsDCG 7
this looks like a job for bananaman
womanjesus 0
155 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
poiuytjfffc 0
u guys r misunderstanding the FML, the point is that the op was pissed that he was mugged so easily even with the mugger having one hand in use with the banana
superpoptart 24
im pretty sure they understand. they just have a sense of humor.
almost3 0
hahaha
almost3 0
46- lol
BIGshooter 2
I loves Asians!!!
planbsponserme 2
always remember wrist control. once you have that, pull out your gun
Sniper_Fidelis 1
By the looks of it, you would have done way more than that.
fatman1970 25
#95 ROFL brilliant!
Marianette 0
probably a lot more, too.
snapperhead 0
damn! you're hot!
chickenfriedCG 0
peanut butter jelly time!!
ucofresh 4
......... I kinda gotta go with LoL on this one. I am sorry you were mugged though.
ImaWiseGuy 5
after he was done did he make like a banana and split?
SmallyBigs 9
No.
Nimmrodel 11
Thats some dam casual mugging.
iSitt 0
if you only had watched Monty python defense from fruit you would have known what to do.
m0tl3ycru3 0
don't underestimate the power of the might bannana
murlocholmes 5
nimmrodel, that was precisely what I was thinking. well said sir
ucofresh 4
Damn.. way off topic but who else thinks 63 is hella hot? lol
ucofresh 4
Wow.. comment moderation is getting rather crazy. 63, you're still hot. Regardless the loser who moderated it! lol
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
IceCweaaam 0
LOOOL! funny :D
mk58 31
Yep, it will certainly help the investigation!! lol.
IceCweaaam 0
9- Your pic!! @.@ sweeeeet!
cowsgomooatyou 8
A guys gotta eat.
Takador 3
he should have gone Fruit Ninja on him
tub944 0
Don't go bananas over this!
rockindyl22 0
Did you get mugged by a gorilla?
ericwashere 0
should have watched monty pithon cause they had a short about how to defend yourself against fresh fruit, and it was very educational
mk58 31
You were obviously too easy to mug.
ptxace 0
Banana = Swag.
r33dr4c3r 0
I approve of the comment above.
ydi_4_suking 20
i approve of the comment above me for that person approving the comment above
lolmaster7654321 4
lol litteraly
RomanBeauty 0
lol!
horselove123 0
I don't know to laugh at this fml or not heh heh
Maxwellminpin 19
I hope bees were around! Bananas smell like the alarm pheromone that bees give off to tell other bees "attack here!"
nerdytacos 3
lol, I've always wanted to slap someone with a banana although I don't know why...
cowsgomooatyou 8
Funny.
dramaprincess1 0
hot..
mmsdrummer51 3
same here but for me its a large carp
brini_20 1
aaaahahah you guys crack me up! lmao
sammiesam221 0
he had to get that potassium sometime
UmbraeCatervae 0
little young for that kinda profile pic juss sayin
Grimmerie 31
she's nineteen, dude.
m00sh 0
WHAT THE HELL.....
DeadxManxWalking 27
I like yours
pimplayer 0
lil girl change ur picture, before creeps start stalking you. dam shame your mom didn't teach you any better.
crengel 0
you're one year older....little old to be looking that closely at others pictures arn't we?!
freerun4life97 0
she looks likes she's twelve.
MarkFeehily 0
At least we know the mugger is trying to be healthy... one less thing to worry about! :P
wazupwolf 5
multitasking for the win
hunterhound 0
in your pic ur really really flat(as in boobs)so is blacky haha
snewo 0
you should learn to keep your eyes peeled for suspicious behaviour
jwoww17 0
thats punny :P lol
Dontstealmyname 11
Nice pun!
tellithowitis 13
#8 ^^win^^
amberita28 0
lmao! Good one.
BlankUs3r 4
nice little pun you have there xD but yeah, that's epic :P
TheyCallMeShery 0
that pun was so bad it physically hurt me
Pizzamaster 0
lol
rattrapcheese 0
zoo or false??
crengel 0
racial undertones.....LOL (no offence meant by the way :/)
freerun4life97 0
THAT couldve been hilarious
tayza249 20
At least you weren't mugged by a monkey.. THAT could have been embarrassing
truthinlies 1
I dunno monkeys can go ape shit
marissakmnn 0
I bet the guy could have looked like a monkey?:)
Anteezy 7
And as you tried to chase him you slipped on the banana peel and fell.