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Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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angel2184 7
did he make eye contact with you? cause you know what it means to make eye contact while eating a banana? lol
madman01 0
did he look at you in the eyes while eating this banana.
wowfml999 0
weiner
Leoboy635 0
you so should have split
Aethereality 10
Haha I see what you did there.
AirForce48 2
So what you're saying is you were mugged by a black person
sharkton 0
WTF
ihasbrains 10
No no no, OP was mugged by a person holding a banana.
BustaCapInYoAss 5
At least he didn't rape you with the banana.
qasimahsan93 4
This isn't funny, banana abuse kills 7 people each year.
Lazcouchtater 4
Right, now! How do you disarm a combatant armed with a banana? You shoot him, and then you eat the banana, thus disarming him. Monty Python was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this one lmao
HeJustKnowsBest 3
Wrong. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus, disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless! However, the pistol has been the most effective method of completing step one. Now if he's got a bunch, you're thoroughly screwed.
Maxgolub 13
those damn bananas! next time, carry two super mushrooms, and kill the SOB!
cdxd 0
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing!