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Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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Taydean 1
haha wow
ceddyz17 10
you need to get stronger or somthin
PAPERCLIPv2 4
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned Monty Python's fruit defense class.
Slugstew666 1
First you take the banana, then you eat the banana, thus disarming him!
perdix 31
Did you say, "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" "Oh, it's a pistol, but you still seem glad to see me." "Oh, it's a banana."
zamyr 0
ha did he use it as a weapon ?
Riemurasia 0
Hahaha, that is just brilliant! :D
Cmliedtke 0
People, he was mugfed by a man eating a banana... EATING it, not holding it like a gun, EATING IT...
Trololololololo_fml 7
Mugged*
132BlackRoses 0
would it be better if he were eating a dog treat? regardless of what he was eating, you still got mugged. sorry about that though
Trololololololo_fml 7
I would have bitch-slapped the banana. Dumb crim would be too busy crying over it, and would forget to rob you.
minidinosaurgoes 9
THUMBS UP FOR LLAMA'S