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Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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2hoesNaBagel 0

pussy

I hope he didn't mug you with the banana

timeoffire45 8

...and?

and you didn't have the grapes to stand up for yourself?!? for shame ...

peanut butter jelly time

StatusSearch 8

You should feel lucky to be alive, as the BananaSide Strangler is wanted by the FBI for over 30 murders & nearly two dozen cases of unwanted banana slices in people's cereal.

was he going bananas?

fail at life

Lol what were you doing walking down the west side of sesame street for?

oliveindamiddle 0

double tasker... NIICCCEEEE