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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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Comments (298)
2hoesNaBagel 0
pussy
woofis 0
I hope he didn't mug you with the banana
timeoffire45 8
...and?
shakadula14 0
and you didn't have the grapes to stand up for yourself?!? for shame ...
justinhi 0
peanut butter jelly time
StatusSearch 8
You should feel lucky to be alive, as the BananaSide Strangler is wanted by the FBI for over 30 murders & nearly two dozen cases of unwanted banana slices in people's cereal.
ADub55 0
was he going bananas?
okmankk 4
fail at life
triplvlachine 0
Lol what were you doing walking down the west side of sesame street for?
oliveindamiddle 0
double tasker... NIICCCEEEE