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Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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I hope composted the peal properly.

88sforlife 0

he qot away by usinq the banana peel .

The banana must be the source of his superpowers. Take it away and he will be helpless. You can thank me later.

MandaMazing 0

hahahaha FYL.(:

So let me get this straight... U got mugged... Did u go to the cops? Or go straight to FML to write it

sushidino 0

A good source of protein.

wakeNmakePIZZA 0

****, you made me spray dr pepper out my nose when I saw this

Banna power!!!

Did he touch ur banana? ;-;....

That's called multitasking.