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Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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Comments (298)
IDidYourMomFYL 0
I hope composted the peal properly.
88sforlife 0
he qot away by usinq the banana peel .
sabrecaz 0
The banana must be the source of his superpowers. Take it away and he will be helpless. You can thank me later.
MandaMazing 0
hahahaha FYL.(:
AvenueQ12 2
So let me get this straight... U got mugged... Did u go to the cops? Or go straight to FML to write it
sushidino 0
A good source of protein.
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
****, you made me spray dr pepper out my nose when I saw this
lenybug 2
Banna power!!!
x3herox3 0
Did he touch ur banana? ;-;....
techqueen 6
That's called multitasking.