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Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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Comments (298)
Equin0x 0
Congratulations you just got mugged by a monkey.
Schnouzi_fml 0
THE BANANA FIEND!
Schnouzi_fml 0
to explain the above comment: youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
chachachandler 5
Step one: Take the banana. Step two: Eat the banana. You have successfully disarmed the banana fiend!
otebear 3
No! Take the banana Eat the banana, thus disarming the attacker Then, shoot your attacker with a 45 gauge magnum revolver
oliveindamiddle 0
sinnnnng us a son, you're the banana man
ackboy24 0
I wonder what you would have done if he add a knife
Taylaine 0
Did he hold you at fruit point
mrwavedrager96 0
you got mugged by a gorilla.. fail.
extasee 0
you should've enrolled in John Cleese's self-defense class: how to defend yourself from a man armed with fresh fruits. LOL
dalexmcquin 0
and