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Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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Congratulations you just got mugged by a monkey.

Schnouzi_fml 0

THE BANANA FIEND!

Schnouzi_fml 0

to explain the above comment: youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

chachachandler 5

Step one: Take the banana. Step two: Eat the banana. You have successfully disarmed the banana fiend!

No! Take the banana Eat the banana, thus disarming the attacker Then, shoot your attacker with a 45 gauge magnum revolver

oliveindamiddle 0

sinnnnng us a son, you're the banana man

I wonder what you would have done if he add a knife

Did he hold you at fruit point

mrwavedrager96 0

you got mugged by a gorilla.. fail.

you should've enrolled in John Cleese's self-defense class: how to defend yourself from a man armed with fresh fruits. LOL

dalexmcquin 0

and