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Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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xxwafflez 0

did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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Comments (298)

dalexmcquin 0

and you watch a lot of How I Met Your Mother doucheface

Blackemo129 0

Did he threaten you with the banana?

TraumaTom 0

You completely deserved it!... This is an FML?

Iheardthat 7

why do we need to know that he was eating a banana??

jarrettd 27

freeze or ill shoot you with my banana

TheFiercePhoenix 5

Reminds me of Marshall in how I met your mother. he got mugged by a monkey

CurlyGurlF 6

haha that is the funniest thing ive heard all day!!

Shampoo97 1

And...?

WickedClownMCL 1

Om nom nom! Gimme *takes bite* all your money *swallows* and no one gets hurt! Still im calling bullshit on this. No way someone would leave a beautiful piece of evidence behind.