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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. Lucky he didn't use the peel as an escape route, by throwing it on the ground and you slipping on it.
nunsrtight69 0
he probably didnt want to cramp up.
awfulwaffles 0
that's class right there
remy3106 10
hahaahaha sucks for you, you obv were to easy to mug.
illmatic2 16
Did he jump from a tree?
Dontstealmyname 11
For some weird reason the only thing that was running through my mind as I was reading this fml was Bananas in Pyjamas.
RedPillSucks 33
Bannanas in Pajamas mugging llamas wearing bandannas
BooGhosted 0
Ha was good till bandanas
kinga08 0
You must have been an easy target if he could mug you and eat his daily dose of potassium at the same time.
OzzyJones 0
Maybe he was hungry?!
i_lik_tomaters 21
For her
KVKdragon 26
while you're chasing him, you can use your bullet bill to catch up and crash into him :)
HeavyMetalViking 0
and after mugging you, he slipped away.