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Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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ImInABox 6
He had to keep his energy up!
regsworld11 2
Aw man, sorry to hear that! Thank the Lord it wasn't a gun(:
The_Voytek_Bear 14
You're right. A man eating a gun would be much worse ]:->
ImanAzol 4
It would be much better. More muggers should eat guns. Grab their hand and jerk the trigger.
regsworld11 2
agreed ;)
BooGhosted 0
I think I died and went to hell for laughing so hard at26 that's awesome!!
CateXOX 0
26- I've never "lol'd" at anything on FML until your comment. Thank you!
Livinia 11
Those ******* bananas.
sabrecaz 0
oh is that what you do with your bananas?
bwill448784 0
damn long yellow things lol.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Wold you consider the day better if he was eating an apple?
Daerauko 0
yeah, seriously. WTF the banana has no place in this FML. OP allergic to bananas? OP starving and was taunted by eating? OP was assualted with the banana?
smhansen92 0
probably would've kept the doctor away if it had been an apple...
lmaoatall 6
you got mugged by a real fruitcake op. sorry.
PassTheDutch 0
you got mugged by somebody only using one hand. holy shit. man up. unless he had a gun in the other lol.
iEnvade 2
Might be a little hard mugging someone with your hands full, haha (;
PassTheDutch 0
haha I know. I was gunna add that but I was like eh they can figure it out. lol.
albertapremium 0
haha
CitrusGirl 0
You could have won if you had a red shell
KVKdragon 26
that's not completely true. the mugger could have blocked the red shell with the banana. it works most of the time
SirEBC 7
One red shell would not have done the trick. 3 circulating red shells, however, is a party.
wisericky 12
i always have a blue shell in my back pocket just in case.
sourgirl101 29
What an ape!
ChantelRenaeee 0
is there something wrong with eating healthy?
MyHandIsADolphin 0
Ydi for not carrying a power star