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Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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Comments (298)

Snafuusmc 12

well we know what he likes!

Sorry you were mugged... but what's bad about eating a banana? it's funny, but... ??

BooGhosted 0

err he was eating while mugging doesn't that seem a little too easy? would be embarrassing

JessieMongoose 11

LMAO.

canadapwns 0

how is this an fml? he was eating a banana.. so what?

sucks for u OP hope u cancled all ur stuff and than got a gym membership. im no billy badass but i dont think i could take someone who is robbing me seriously whilst also eating a bannana

was he a gorilla?

this is a stupid fml

Guys eating bananas scare me to death too. YDI for being a pussy.

_se7en_780 0

how is this a fml? that's awesome >xD

ew bananas. they r yellow and slimy