Epiphany
United States
Bad vibes
Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
BarryShitpeas
Cranbrook, United Kingdom
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
MyDeliveriesCanWait
Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML
Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Jeweler
United States
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
nola2005
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Hoarded in
Today, as my gaze went from the cobwebs hanging from my ceiling to the opened and unopened Amazon boxes in the corners of my house, I realized I'm on my way to being a hoarder. I'm too tired and depressed to do anything about it. FML
Anonymous
Life's a beach
Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML
afraidofcans
Stafford, United States
Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML
Broke Ass Hoe
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
HomeAlone
United States
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Therapy my friend, therapy
Awahso 25
You poor soul :(
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chriswright1888 10
Man, you really are depressed! That blows. :(
AwsumShyGuy 12
What cruel world must one live in?
Demonfish 14
There is only one solution!: bacon, bacon is your salvation from this terrible depression!
raraisbang 12
Unless OP is allergic to bacon.
Matty1188 6
Or vegan.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Salvation or salivation...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
But...but... I thought bubble wrap made everything better D; (Sorry if this comment posts twice; my phone is messing up).
olpally 33
Nope, it didn't post twice. You're good :) and I thought so too... :( Very sad day when you're so depressed you won't pop bubble wrap. :(
SweetJTBR 22
Bubble wrap DOES make everything better. Oh the poor soul who can't enjoy the glorious joys of bubble wrap... It crushes me just to think about it. Good luck OP! Life will get better! Soon, you shall again enjoy the mighty bubble wrap! :)
coletrain11 5
Tis a sad day, indeed.
DocBastard 40
My god, you poor bastard! We must act fast to get you out of your funk. I prescribe 1 bar of chocolate, dark. STAT! May repeat the dose if the first is ineffective.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Dark chocolate will make op horny.
TxCountryBeauty 10
And how is the situation not fixed by that??? I'm happy when I'm turned on... Unless there is no one around then that's utterly depressing and frustrating... *in tiny print- Do not try this at home if you are allergic to cocoa beans, milk, sugar. Do not eat chocolate to cure depression if you don't have a partner to satisfy you. May cause smiles, and satisfied tummies. If you allergic then it may cause sneezing, itching, a swollen throat, and other horrible things. Also may cause excessive boners.
nightfire2258 24
I always look forward to your comments doc.
SweetJTBR 22
Well 43, while 70% of the people may show hornyness under prolonged consumption of Chocolate, it gets almost everyone happy (I can't recall the exact percentage). And, as the next comment said, hornyness usually makes people happy. Trust me, this is what my thesis was about!
Jaxx66 21
SweetJTBR, I wish to read your thesis! It sounds very interesting, and makes me curious. Why dark chocolate, Doc? Can't it be milk or white? Dark is bitter, and only yummy in cookies. (at least that's my opinion on it)
SweetJTBR 22
Well Jaxx, I can answer that question, but you may have some trouble reading my thesis if you don't speak Spanish, as you see, English isn't my first language :3 Anyways, Dark chocolate is the one that offers more benefits compared to milk chocolate or white chocolate. An example would be circulatory benefits. Studies have shown that regular consumption of dark chocolate reduces blood pressure moderately, and well, there's many other benefits really! (If some of those terms aren't correct, well, I can speak English but some of those medical terms just win against me :D)
Buntstift 3
If Bacon doesnt help, i cant help you :(
flockz 20
pooping is pretty fun. massages make you feel pretty good. cake is tasty. video games take you away from your depressed life. so the only solution is to eat cake while you're pooping, while getting a back massage and playing video games, all at the same time! in fact thats what i'm doing now. i typed this with my toes.
iTransform 8
What the hell did i just read? O_o
greenie213 23
What the hell is wrong with you people. This comment was absolutely hilarious.
outoftown 27
sometimes comments are so bad they are good :)
bookwormsteph 3
Loved this comment. Kinda made my day.
olpally 33
Super sad face bro. D: just try and pop one bubble... That would be a start.
Jf770 10
Oshit