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Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
Today, as my gaze went from the cobwebs hanging from my ceiling to the opened and unopened Amazon boxes in the corners of my house, I realized I'm on my way to being a hoarder. I'm too tired and depressed to do anything about it. FML
Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML
Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
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Top comments
JiggaJayZ 16
Therapy my friend, therapy
Awahso 25
You poor soul :(
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Comments (111)
AJE98 5
O god there is something wrong with you!!
Raelthelamb 31
:O I could never resist bubblewrap....
JustHayden 5
Dam you must be very dispersed if you don't want to pop a bubble!
Bordo1203 3
OP: I found bubble wrap, *sniffle* and didn't feel like popping it *uncontrolable crying*. Therapist: mhm. You have some problems my friend.
m3lyc 18
There is something seriously wrong with you! I work with the stuff sometimes, I must pop every couple of bits lol. That reminds me, I have some under my bed left over from packing a parcel. *pop pop pop*.
HelplessSerenade 5
What is life if you don't feel satisfaction in popping some bubble wrap? Or biting into savory bacon strips...dear god I've managed to arouse myself. :P
gavo 8
you might as well just shoot yourself.
crapazoidburg 0
You monster
heart_aussie_fml 20
That, or you know, growing up maybe
kelly352 0
You depress me by telling me you're depressed. Stuf