Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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Mylar 0
Yeah, your life isn't ******, his is.
dragonmystik3030 0
FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P
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Comments (425)
helios_rex 0
And how are you affected by all this? I feel bad for the poor guy. YOU'RE A BITCH!
shineyourlight_x 0
*****.
jeff_8605 0
Leaving him wasnt necessarily a bad thing, you shouldnt stay with someone if you arent happy with them, but this is in no way an f your life. This falls into the.........shit happens category.
xHaniffax 0
If we don't know the whole situtation then you can't be called a bitch, I'm sure you have your reasons for leaving him, but without the background story it sounds like a FHL
cesarm 0
B*tch :D
minimoose_fml 1
haha i hope you never do any better :D
pgray18 0
could have at least had break up sex?
Bassbryan7 0
how is this a fml? its more of a fhl for having a shitty wife.
secretAZNman19 0
i'm sorry, but i think ur ex should be writing this, how is ur life ****** from that story??
gillberg1111 0
Damn... that was a bitch move.