Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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Mylar 0
Yeah, your life isn't ******, his is.
dragonmystik3030 0
FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P
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Comments (425)
STFCBarsby 0
You fail in thinking this is a FML.
nsewrim 0
bitch move....fhl
BCLx01 0
#11 I'm not sure how pissing everywhere would help the situation, but nice thought lol.
foreverisabelx3 0
agree with #18 =]
FreedomFirst 0
If he was that interested in spending time with you, why are you leaving? Good point though, #136.
sin_nombre 0
dudes. theres may be a reason to leave him... seriously... dont be so quick to judge.. she could have done something bitchy or he could have been the cause and or maybe its both their faults. its obviously really hard for her to do so it definatly is grounds for an FML/FHL.
xfreak804 0
your a bitch end of story go **** urself
Charlesdenfreude 0
People who defend the OP and see this as an FML mustn't realise that the OP simply could have WAITED a couple of days and found the right moment before breaking up, especially when they're both married. If they're in a situation where the husband comes home looking forward to a night together with flowers, I'm sure that the two of them could have tried to sort things out before immediately resorting to divorce. Don't **** his life, or your life, just **** you.
whatstheproblem 0
The comments you people put on here ruin this website. why do you people feel the need to explain to us what this woman is trying to say. its gay. no one cares
Demon_fml 0
Yea FYL because you just lost one of the few guys who actually care. And not so much FHL cuz now maybe he will find someone that appreciates him.