Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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ashl123 19
You should really date smarter people
SoNotForYou 5
Dump her... Really what's the point if she won't talk to you?
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Comments (199)
pfclunchbox005 1
Dump the dumb bitch. She's prob ******* him
paradiseisland01 0
Dump her.
StalinsHeir 1
But then you'd prove the dude right, dumping her would be a bad omen.
Zomg_Okay 27
Or he could wait a bit more than a month to prove the other guy wrong, then dump her.
Jasonf6 0
Dump her.
diesel1226 0
I think you should kick her friends ass for this. Either she will break it off and it will be on her for doing so or she sill wise up. Either way its a win.
blanccamaro74 6
Stay with her for a while to prove the ass hole wrong then she'll see he's a dumb ass
Yuki_173 2
maybe the male friend wanted you guys to break up so he can have her
ryan86w 0
Dump that stupid bitch!!!!
Brak_Spaceman 19
you should piihb. she won't say no!
myflowers 0
If you dump her then the dude will seemingly end up being right