Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Buzz kill. Find someone else and have a conversation.
devilsADD 7
Walk around with your eyes closed and chat up the first guy you bump into, it's a blind date after all.
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Comments (49)
cutiepie600 8
that must have sucked
jazzybaby179 22
Maybe it was a sign Op, what if he ended up being a psychopath you never know. On to the next :)
foxmatrix15 8
Don't trust anyone who can't charge their phone. Priorities ain't right dead giveaway
MrConcise 35
Oh, his priorities are definitely out of whack. This offense is almost as bad as putting the toilet paper on the holder the wrong way or forgetting to straighten the throw pillows before company comes over.
tony1891 22
his phone may have went flat, but as long as the beer wasn't flat its all good.
everton99 16
Am I the only one who has never heard the term "gone flat"?
jazzybaby179 22
Well Op is from Australia :o
mikbrooke 25
i thought it was a fairly common term given that phones have batteries, & batteries go flat. but then again, i am also from australia.
DenBriZel 31
Was it a lack of communication? That's sucks OP, did you eventually find him at all?
dc2fresh 15
who has a date at a bar?
VeganDarkLight 31
Obviously OP ;)
slyde32 12
lots of people in west australia, our bars are actually quite nice, and a lot double as restaurants, at least in my area they do
babykakes96 4
everything happens for a reason
vikky538 29
now that's called really blind...date...
yeemahlifesucks 10
So you didn't really GO on a blind date...